Back Handed Compliments

Slap

right across the face
blood rush to the spot of said contact
to the vicinity of the crime
a crime scene unseen
only felt and heard.

I love back handed compliments I collect them

motivate me some more with the deadpan, semi-subtle, sarcasm(ic) 2 cents that come from the depths of your pocket - for you can never have anything in your brain.

its empty dont you see.
it whistles for it is hollow
and it grows for it is expansive
fed by cleverness.

...no one likes a cheeky fellow